Top Tweets I Love from Nyah

Hahah these are some of the tweets I find amusing from Nyah (that was her previous twitter ID, recently she changed it to Tasah). When I'm feeling all glum and gloomy, I'll look at these tweets. They made me laugh, like really.

The first 1, disebabkan ada perkataan chicken nuggets tu lah membuatkan tweet nie my all-time favorite.

Cant replace u with a million chicken nuggets ♡
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) May 1, 2013

The next 3, tweet ala2 cinta kene reject, ak rasa mmg betul pun bende die tweet nie tapi, x tau kenapa ak rasa lawak pun ada.

Boleh vomit blood lah tunggu kau suka aku balik
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) June 5, 2013

Kalau dah pergi, teruskan berjalan. Patah balik, buat apa? Menyakitkan hati
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) June 2, 2013

Kalau nampak orang tu macam tak suka kawan dengan aku, bawak diri lah apa lagi. Terhegeh-hegeh buat apa
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) June 6, 2013

The next 7, is tweet perli orang. Yang kadang kala nya terkena batang hidung sendiri especially on kegemukan, berat badan and bab pakwe tuh hahahahah

Kulit saya dah segelap masa depan awak
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) June 5, 2013

Saya isytiharkan awak gemok
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) June 7, 2013

Harga kereta sudah turun, berat anda bila lagi?
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) June 12, 2013

Nak pakwe berkereta tapi awak tak reti masak
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) April 17, 2013

Nak pakwe macam ni, macam tu. Persoalannya, pakwe yang macam ni macam tu nak ke kat awak? Luls
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) May 30, 2013

Babe rambut rebonding u dah ketak ketak kena peluh babe. Mohon peka babe
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) May 27, 2013

Whenever you're having a bad day, think of those who bought proton juara.
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) June 8, 2013

The last 4, is my all-time favorite tweet. Everytime kalo baca tweet nie mmg konfem tergelak punya hahahaha

Orang kedah macam kami memang perangai best kakakaka
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) June 1, 2013

SIAPA PEREMPUAN TU?!!! HANTAR I BALIK RUMAH MAK I!!!!
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) May 7, 2013

Fans arsenal mcm i lah. Sopan santun, prihatin, manis, rajin membaca, jujur...
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) April 28, 2013

Biarlah saya gemok. Saya nak kasi awak modal buat lawak
— Tasah (@_natashaanuar) April 7, 2013

Sebenarnye banyak lagi tweet best dari die, yang about life, love and real world. But I wanted to post the happy and funny ones. Because I want people to feel happy. If you're happy, then I'm happy too :)