Quoting Mean Girls isn’t just a sport. It’s a national pastime. Mean Girls is how we make sense of the world, giving the chaos of the universe a recognizable template by which to understand it. With that in mind, I compiled a list of my most-used Mean Girls quotes, in no particular order. This list is in no way an objective compilation, and you may find that your favorite quips vastly differ from mine. That’s one of the great things about it: it’s an endless source of humor to pull from, a veritable Bartlett’s for our age.
1. “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”
2. “Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”
3. “We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.”
4. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
5. “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”
6. “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”
7. “I want to lose three pounds.”
8. “I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
9. “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”
10. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
11. “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
12. “Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!”
13. “You smell like a baby prostitute.”
14. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”
15. “Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.”
16. “Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!”
17. “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
18. “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
19. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
20. “She doesn’t even go here!”
21. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
22. "4 for you Glen Coco. You go Glen Coco."
23. "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die."
24. "Oh, hell no, I did not leave the south side for this!"
25. "Is butter a carb?"
26. "You can't sit with us!"
27. "You can go shave your back now."
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